Monday, June 07, 2004

oi!

You! Yes, you from the Lockheed Martin Corporation of Fort Worth, Texas! Shouldn’t you be giving your employers a little more of your attention and be spending less time googling for “prostitutes in a park in Madrid with lines of cars.”

Or is it just that lobbying for defence contracts is getting weird these days? I knew someone who helped organize a Saudi trade delegation to Paris. There were twenty people on his roster – Sheikh this, Sheikh that. And there was also: “Madam Fifi, consultant.”